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This is a direct quote of the email that was sent to us. We are extremely tickled to have this kind of exposure. Thanks to Mr Quick and his love for true art.

Dear Math Club Members:

Sorry to interrupt you in the middle of an equation, but I have great news.  Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. has named the Starbuskj Cofe & Rop franchise to the esteemed FranWorst 500 list of the worst franchise opportunities... anywhere!

As artistes you will be delighted to know that this award carries with it absolutely no cash, merchandise or other compromising remuneration... so you are free to continue your craft in complete integrity and artistic purity! 

And while no fortune is forthcoming, you will have to grapple with pressures of sudden fame.  Every one of the literally dozens of people who visit FranWorst.com have said that your Starbuskj series is absolutely brilliant... including Richard himself!  (Or at least an undocumented Slovenian worker who works closely with Richard himself!)

Congratulations again and keep up the fine work.  Please feel free to share the links below with the remaining family and friends who still humor you.  And if Homeland Security has not banned the shipping of monkeyfist across state lines, a complimentary "thank you" case sent to Richard would not go unappreciated.

See you on the veranda!

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.

http://www.franworst.com/?p=122

http://www.franworst.com/?page_id=111

http://www.franchise-chat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1758

http://www.bluemaumau.org/have_you_heard_about_this_franchise_concept/forum_topic/starbuskj_cofe_n_rop